I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
ANDY ROONEYLooking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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