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Death is a distant rumor to the young.

Andy Rooney

Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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Focus Interest Perspective Poor Rich
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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Acceptance Believe Fact General People Truth
The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Computer Fast Technology
Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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Chance Goodness People World Yourself
We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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Boss Need People Work
If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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Finish Myself Problem Remember
Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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Advice Cook Himself Meat
Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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One Liner Work
All of us talk faster than we listen.
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Fast Listening Ourselves Talk
The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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Class Person Room World
I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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Action Feeling Myself Work
Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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Easy Reading Sentence Suspicious Writing
Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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Drop Oneself Worth
I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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God Happiness Learning Myself
Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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Drive Game Kill Thinking Yourself
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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Happiness Life Strike Yourself

Death is a distant rumor to the young.

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