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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.

Andy Rooney

I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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Eat Learning Myself Word
I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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Hurt Learning Person Planning Yourself
I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Fall In Love Learning Myself Perfection
I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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Day Learning Myself Person
When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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Basic Education Life Myself Need
You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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Goodness Poet Thinking Writer Yourself
Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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Goodness Kill Old Oneself People Return Time World
I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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Help Himself Learning Myself Prayer Strength Way
I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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Born Fingers Hold Life Yourself
A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Cat Goodness Ideas Kill Time
Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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Bed Later Stay Worth
I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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Business Computer Myself Writing
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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Avoid Book Cook Learning
I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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Arrangement Care Food Myself Paint Photograph Time
I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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Hands Mystery Pill Yourself
Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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One Liner Work
All of us talk faster than we listen.
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Fast Listening Ourselves Talk
I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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Goodness People Time
The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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Class Person Room World
Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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Chance Goodness People World Yourself
No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Bad Book Guy Oneself Writing
It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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Age Ideas Irony Life Live Old
One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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Friendship Letter Life Oneself Sweet
It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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Hard Myself Ready Work
Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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Buy Food Realization Woman Worth
Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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Confusion Heading Party Register
I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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End Fast Learning Myself Paper

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