Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
ANDY ROONEYMost of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
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I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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