Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
ANDY ROONEY
Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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