Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
ANDY ROONEY
I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
ANDY ROONEY