The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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