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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.

Andy Rooney

I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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Born Fingers Hold Life Yourself
Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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Goodness Kill Old Oneself People Return Time World
Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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Hands Head Rule World Yourself
I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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Deserve Learning Myself Smile
I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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Arrangement Care Food Myself Paint Photograph Time
I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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Change Fact Ignorance Learning Myself
I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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Country Hate Loud Patriot People
All of us talk faster than we listen.
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Fast Listening Ourselves Talk
Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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Conservatism Liberal Nice People Religious
When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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Basic Education Life Myself Need
I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Fall In Love Learning Myself Perfection
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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Happiness Life Strike Yourself
Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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Climb Happiness Live Mountain Top Yourself
Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Certain Finding Frustration Time
In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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Book Difficult Live Surround
Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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Bed Later Stay Worth
The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Computer Fast Technology
I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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Goodness People Time
Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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Hunter Old Word
Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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Confusion Heading Party Register
I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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Hands Mystery Pill Yourself
Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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Avoid Cook Eat Food Yourself
I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Learning Myself Time Work
The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Greatness Mindset Virtue Way
I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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Act Friendship Learning Life Myself Requirement Serious
No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Bad Book Guy Oneself Writing
I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Children Gift Learning Myself

I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.

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