I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
ANDY ROONEY- The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
ANDY ROONEY
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
ANDY ROONEYDo I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
ANDY ROONEYOnce you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
ANDY ROONEYIt would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
ANDY ROONEYA great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
ANDY ROONEYUnfortunately, propaganda works.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
ANDY ROONEYGo to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
ANDY ROONEYAlways keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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