I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
ANDY ROONEY
The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
ANDY ROONEY