When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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