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The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.

Andy Rooney

It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
ANDY ROONEY

Age Ideas Irony Life Live Old
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Eat Soft Sweet Word Yourself
Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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Conservatism Liberal Nice People Religious
All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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Admit Economist Talk
Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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Hands Head Rule World Yourself
Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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Animal Forget Grandparents
I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Hands Heart Learning Person Time Understand
I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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Appreciation Hard Learning Love
I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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Enough Funny Letter Money Myself Rich
Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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Avoid Cook Eat Food Yourself
If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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Date Deserve Internet Meet Murder Yourself
All of us talk faster than we listen.
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Fast Listening Ourselves Talk
The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
ANDY ROONEY

Big Bookstore Diet Eat Yourself
I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Learning Myself Time Work
I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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Learning Lost Missing Opportunity Position Yourself
I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Fall In Love Learning Myself Perfection

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