When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
ANDY ROONEY
The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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