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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.

Andy Rooney

I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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Acceptance Believe Myself People Religion Thinking Willing
Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Age Experience Level
It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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Hard Myself Ready Work
Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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Chance Goodness People World Yourself
The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
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Expensive Goodness Rule Small Yourself
Being kind is more important than being right.
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Important Kind Right
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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Enjoyment Growth Television Watch
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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Age Fresh Myself Wait
I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Fall In Love Learning Myself Perfection
I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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Act Friendship Learning Life Myself Requirement Serious
Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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Climb Happiness Live Mountain Top Yourself
Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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Goodness Kill Old Oneself People Return Time World
Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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Place Time Unknown
Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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Fold Food Restaurant Time Trust
Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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Agreement Believe Opinion Ourselves Right
I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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Arrangement Care Food Myself Paint Photograph Time
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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Computer Easy Need Work
I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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Appreciation Learning Life Myself Small
The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Greatness Mindset Virtue Way
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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Chance Probability Time Wrong Yourself
I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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Healing Love Myself Time Wound
Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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Buy Food Realization Woman Worth
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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Acceptance Believe Fact General People Truth
Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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Focus Interest Perspective Poor Rich
I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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Class Money Myself Standard
If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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Date Deserve Internet Meet Murder Yourself
If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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Finish Myself Problem Remember

One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.

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