Unfortunately, propaganda works.
ANDY ROONEY
Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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