Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
ANDY ROONEYThose of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
ANDY ROONEYIt isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
ANDY ROONEYThe fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
ANDY ROONEYAll of us talk faster than we listen.
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I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
ANDY ROONEYI’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
ANDY ROONEYBeing kind is more important than being right.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
ANDY ROONEYA great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
ANDY ROONEYGuns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
ANDY ROONEYIt would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
ANDY ROONEYAll economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
ANDY ROONEYYou can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
ANDY ROONEYI don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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