Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
ANDY ROONEY
It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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