Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
ANDY ROONEY
Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
ANDY ROONEY