Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
ANDY ROONEY- I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
ANDY ROONEY
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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
ANDY ROONEYAll of us talk faster than we listen.
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Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
ANDY ROONEYNever trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
ANDY ROONEYDon’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
ANDY ROONEYI’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
ANDY ROONEYMost of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
ANDY ROONEYSmall daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
ANDY ROONEYIf dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
ANDY ROONEYAlways keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
ANDY ROONEYThe average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
ANDY ROONEYBeing kind is more important than being right.
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I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
ANDY ROONEYEveryone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
ANDY ROONEY


