Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
ANDY ROONEYAll of us talk faster than we listen.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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