I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
ANDY ROONEY
All of us talk faster than we listen.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
ANDY ROONEY