Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
ANDY ROONEYDon’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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