I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
ANDY ROONEYDon’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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