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Andy Rooney

Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
ANDY ROONEY

Conservatism Liberal Nice People Religious
I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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Growth Learning Myself Person Smart
I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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Deserve Learning Myself Smile
It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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Better Truth World
Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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Gratitude Life Small Spectacular
Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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Eat Food Man Reality
Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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End Live People Remember Teacher
I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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Action Feeling Myself Work
Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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Agreement Believe Opinion Ourselves Right
The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Greatness Mindset Virtue Way
I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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Appreciation Learning Life Myself Small
The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Computer Fast Technology
I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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Day Learning Myself Person
I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
ANDY ROONEY

Learning Love Show Yourself
Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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Focus Interest Perspective Poor Rich
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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Dog Fun Oneself Talk
Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
ANDY ROONEY

Drive Game Kill Thinking Yourself
Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Death Distant One Liner Young
I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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Business Computer Myself Writing
I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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Eat Learning Myself Word
Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
ANDY ROONEY

Hate Last Luggage Oneself Yourself
Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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Place Time Unknown
I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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Bitter Happiness Learning Myself
Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
ANDY ROONEY

Confusion Heading Party Register
Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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Drop Oneself Worth
All of us talk faster than we listen.
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Fast Listening Ourselves Talk
Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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Chance Goodness People World Yourself

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