Death is a distant rumor to the young.
ANDY ROONEY
I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
ANDY ROONEY