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ANDY ROONEYI can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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