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I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

Andy Rooney

All of us talk faster than we listen.
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Fast Listening Ourselves Talk
I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Fall In Love Learning Myself Perfection
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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Avoid Book Cook Learning
Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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Buy Food Realization Woman Worth
Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Death Distant One Liner Young
No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Bad Book Guy Oneself Writing
I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Hands Heart Learning Person Time Understand
I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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Hurt Learning Person Planning Yourself
Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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Advice Cook Himself Meat
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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Happiness Life Strike Yourself
Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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Place Time Unknown
Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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Hate Last Luggage Oneself Yourself
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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Computer Easy Need Work
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Eat Soft Sweet Word Yourself
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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Chance Probability Time Wrong Yourself
It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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Better Truth World
Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Certain Finding Frustration Time
Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Calm Comfortable Peace
I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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Enough Funny Letter Money Myself Rich
Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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Animal Forget Grandparents
Being kind is more important than being right.
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Important Kind Right
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Average Dog Nice Person
Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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Behavior Civilization Confirm Natural
I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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Eat Learning Myself Word
I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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Business Computer Myself Writing
Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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Agreement Believe Opinion Ourselves Right
If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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Drink Goodness Hands Happiness Live Quite

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