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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.

Andy Rooney

I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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Act Friendship Learning Life Myself Requirement Serious
I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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Acceptance Believe Myself People Religion Thinking Willing
I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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Change Fact Ignorance Learning Myself
If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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Finish Myself Problem Remember
I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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Arrangement Care Food Myself Paint Photograph Time
The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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Class Person Room World
Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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Gratitude Life Small Spectacular
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Average Dog Nice Person
I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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Goodness People Time
I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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Appreciation Learning Life Myself Small
The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Computer Fast Technology
If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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Drink Goodness Hands Happiness Live Quite
Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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Myself Opinion People
I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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Adult Block Children Father Simple Summer Walk Wonder
Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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Fold Food Restaurant Time Trust
Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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Hate Last Luggage Oneself Yourself
No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Bad Book Guy Oneself Writing
Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Death Distant One Liner Young
Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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Advice Cook Himself Meat
It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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Age Ideas Irony Life Live Old
I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Learning Myself Time Work
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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Age Fresh Myself Wait
I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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Appreciation Hard Learning Love
I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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Help Himself Learning Myself Prayer Strength Way
I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Fall In Love Learning Myself Perfection
Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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Drive Game Kill Thinking Yourself
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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Enjoyment Growth Television Watch

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