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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.

Andy Rooney

Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
ANDY ROONEY

Enjoyment Growth Television Watch
Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
ANDY ROONEY

Myself Opinion People
The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
ANDY ROONEY

Computer Fast Technology
I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
ANDY ROONEY

Day Learning Myself Person
Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
ANDY ROONEY

Drive Game Kill Thinking Yourself
Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
ANDY ROONEY

Animal Forget Grandparents
Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
ANDY ROONEY

Confusion Heading Party Register
We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
ANDY ROONEY

Desire Fear Lonely Privacy
I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
ANDY ROONEY

Goodness People Time
The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
ANDY ROONEY

Class Person Room World
Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
ANDY ROONEY

Easy Reading Sentence Suspicious Writing
Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
ANDY ROONEY

Certain Finding Frustration Time
A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
ANDY ROONEY

Greatness Opinion People Permission Right Talk
I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
ANDY ROONEY

Luck Old Purpose Yourself
Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
ANDY ROONEY

Eat Food Man Reality
Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
ANDY ROONEY

Goodness News Print

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