It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
ANDY ROONEY
Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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