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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

Andy Rooney

I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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Day Learning Myself Person
Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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Behavior Civilization Confirm Natural
Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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Hunter Old Word
I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Learning Myself Time Work
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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Age Fresh Myself Wait
I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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Help Himself Learning Myself Prayer Strength Way
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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Enjoyment Growth Television Watch
I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Children Gift Learning Myself
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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Care Herself Thinking Wake Up Woman
Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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Hands Head Rule World Yourself
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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Happiness Life Strike Yourself
I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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Goodness People Time
I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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God Happiness Learning Myself
If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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Drink Goodness Hands Happiness Live Quite
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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Dog Fun Oneself Talk
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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Avoid Book Cook Learning
Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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Chance Goodness People World Yourself
I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Fall In Love Learning Myself Perfection
I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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Healing Love Myself Time Wound
Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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Buy Food Realization Woman Worth
We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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Boss Need People Work
It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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Hard Myself Ready Work
Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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End Live People Remember Teacher
I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Hands Heart Learning Person Time Understand
I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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Bitter Happiness Learning Myself
You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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Goodness Poet Thinking Writer Yourself
I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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Custom Direction Evidence Institution Monument Myself Myth Social

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