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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

Andy Rooney

One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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Friendship Letter Life Oneself Sweet
Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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Chance Goodness People World Yourself
Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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End Live People Remember Teacher
In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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Book Difficult Live Surround
Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Calm Comfortable Peace
Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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Animal Forget Grandparents
Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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Confusion Heading Party Register
It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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Age Ideas Irony Life Live Old
I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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Luck Old Purpose Yourself
My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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Character Flaw Myself Serious
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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Computer Easy Need Work
Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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One Liner Work
The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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Class Person Room World
Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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Drop Oneself Worth
I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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Asleep Children Fall Feeling Learning Myself Peace World
If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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Date Deserve Internet Meet Murder Yourself

I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

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