When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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