Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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