I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
ANDY ROONEYGuns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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