We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
ANDY ROONEYAnyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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