“Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.”

Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.

Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.

Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.

I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.

Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.

I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.

Elephants and grandchildren never forget.

The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.

I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.

Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others

I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.

It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance.

I can’t imagine a man really enjoying a book and reading it only once.

From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!

As long as this exists, this sunshine and this cloudless sky, and as long as I can enjoy it, how can I be sad?

How little do my countrymen know what precious blessings they are in possession of, and which no other people on earth enjoy!

If you’re not enjoying your work, you should either change your attitude, or change your job.

I enjoy racing historic motorcars from the ’50s and ’60s.

The secret of happiness, you see, is not found in seeking more, but in developing the capacity to enjoy less.