Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
ANDY ROONEYThe third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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