Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
ANDY ROONEYDon’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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