If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
ANDY ROONEYDon’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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