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I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.

Andy Rooney

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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Goodness News Print
A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Cat Goodness Ideas Kill Time
I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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Country Hate Loud Patriot People
I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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Act Friendship Learning Life Myself Requirement Serious
Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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Place Time Unknown
Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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Goodness Kill Old Oneself People Return Time World
One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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Friendship Letter Life Oneself Sweet
I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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Asleep Children Fall Feeling Learning Myself Peace World
Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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Goodness Ideas Ourselves Prison Religious
I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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Healing Love Myself Time Wound
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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Computer Easy Need Work
I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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Goodness People Time
I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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Deserve Learning Myself Smile
I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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Learning Love Show Yourself
If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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Finish Myself Problem Remember
Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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Conservatism Liberal Nice People Religious
I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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Learning Life Myself Tough
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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Alone Happiness Smile Yourself
I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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Enough Funny Letter Money Myself Rich
I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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Hurt Learning Person Planning Yourself
Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Death Distant One Liner Young
Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Age Experience Level
I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Hands Heart Learning Person Time Understand
Being kind is more important than being right.
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Important Kind Right
The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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Big Bookstore Diet Eat Yourself
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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Dog Fun Oneself Talk
I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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Learning Lost Missing Opportunity Position Yourself

I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.

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