All of us talk faster than we listen.
ANDY ROONEY
I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
ANDY ROONEY