The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
ANDY ROONEYHappiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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