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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.

Andy Rooney

A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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Greatness Opinion People Permission Right Talk
Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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Goodness Kill Old Oneself People Return Time World
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Average Dog Nice Person
I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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Custom Direction Evidence Institution Monument Myself Myth Social
Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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Confusion Heading Party Register
No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Bad Book Guy Oneself Writing
I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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Day Learning Myself Person
The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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Class Person Room World
If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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Date Deserve Internet Meet Murder Yourself
I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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Help Himself Learning Myself Prayer Strength Way
I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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End Fast Learning Myself Paper
Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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Agreement Believe Opinion Ourselves Right
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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Computer Easy Need Work
Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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Advice Cook Himself Meat
Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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Animal Forget Grandparents
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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Acceptance Believe Fact General People Truth
We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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Boss Need People Work
I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Learning Myself Time Work
Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Calm Comfortable Peace
Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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Avoid Cook Eat Food Yourself
I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Fall In Love Learning Myself Perfection
Being kind is more important than being right.
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Important Kind Right
Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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Drive Game Kill Thinking Yourself
Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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Easy Reading Sentence Suspicious Writing
Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Certain Finding Frustration Time
The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Greatness Mindset Virtue Way
Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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Gratitude Life Small Spectacular

I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.

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