I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
ANDY ROONEYWe need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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