Being kind is more important than being right.
ANDY ROONEYIf you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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