Being kind is more important than being right.
ANDY ROONEYIf you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
ANDY ROONEYDo I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
ANDY ROONEYGuns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
ANDY ROONEYI’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
ANDY ROONEYIf I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
ANDY ROONEYMost of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
ANDY ROONEYConservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
ANDY ROONEYChristians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
ANDY ROONEYIf you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
ANDY ROONEYA great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
ANDY ROONEYI’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
ANDY ROONEYAnyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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