Death is a distant rumor to the young.
ANDY ROONEYI’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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