A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
ANDY ROONEYMost of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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