The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
ANDY ROONEYMost of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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