I’m a very simple man. You’ve got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off… and the nightmare continues. OZZY OSBOURNE ComputerGotHaveNightmareNowadaysSimpleVery
It’s all part of my journey – I’ve done a lot of stupid things, but you learn by your mistakes. OZZY OSBOURNE AllLearnLotMyOfPartThing
I have a genuine love affair with my audience. When I’m on stage they’re not privileged to see me. It’s a privilege for me to see them. OZZY OSBOURNE AffairAudienceSeeStageThem
They say military have the so-called ‘secret intelligence’ – this amount of intelligence must be very secret, since I’ve never seen any intelligent military person, nor I have seen any sense in the bloody stupid wars. OZZY OSBOURNE BoodyIntelligentMilitaryMustneverSaySeenSinceSo
I’ll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff. OZZY OSBOURNE BuriedCasketDayGospelOnlyOverShouldSomeSpellStuff
I have a saying. ‘Never judge a book by its cover’. I say that because I don’t even know who Ozzy is. I wake up a new person every day. OZZY OSBOURNE CoverDayEvenEveryKnowneverNewSayWak
MTV made a huge impact. Heavy rotation took you from selling 1m albums to 20m albums, and that meant a lot of dough. OZZY OSBOURNE AlbumDoughFrontheavyHugeLotMadeMillionMtvOneRotationSellTwenty