I knew it was time to get off of reality TV when someone asked me if I sang as well as acted. OZZY OSBOURNE ActedKnewOffWhen
By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I’ve lived the last 30 years! OZZY OSBOURNE Abuse BodyAllAlstDrugLifestyleThirtyThroughYear
Somebody said to me this morning, ‘To what do you attribute your longevity?’ I don’t know. I mean, I couldn’t have planned my life out better. OZZY OSBOURNE AttributeKnowLongevityMeMeanOutPlanSaidSomebodyWhat
I’m about caring, I’m about people, and I’m about entertaining people. I’m a family man. A husband. A father. OZZY OSBOURNE CaringEntertain
I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that’s OK – the bat had to get Ozzy shots. OZZY OSBOURNE BatGotHadOffOKRabieShot
To be a liar, you’ve got to have a great memory, and I don’t have a memory. OZZY OSBOURNE BeDoGotHaveMemoryNotTo
Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus. OZZY OSBOURNE BeingNusSoberTotally
