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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Clothes Sex Sexy Triumphed Women
I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Beat Confidence Goodness Head Mind Revenge War
If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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Animal Black Cat Cross Funny Humour Path
Any place I hang my head is home.
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Hang Head Home One Liner Place
I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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Club Freedom Member
Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Book Comfortable Dog Goodness Peace Woman
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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Army Justice Military Music One Liner
Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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Funny Girlfriend Meet Naughty Wife
My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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Children Love Mother
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Equality Freedom Prejudices
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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Best Friend Book Darkness Dog Friendship Read
Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Angry Funny One Liner Towel
Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Funny Hotel Humour Room Service
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Cause Chief Divorce Marriage One Liner
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Finding Happiness Hard Time Healing Laugh
Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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Bore Hole Insult Run

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