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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Time wounds all heels.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx I must admit, I was born at an early age.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Before I speak, I have something important to say.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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