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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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