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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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Deviation Dirty Honor Liar Thief Writing Yourself
Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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Interest Naked Sex True
The only real laughter comes from despair.
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Calm Deep Despair Laughter One Liner Peace
Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Alcohol Beer Believe Funny
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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Funny Hospital Humour Parked Run Taxi
She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Funny Love Man Myself
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Book Education Humour Read Room Television
I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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Club Freedom Member
Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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Bed Inspirational Lazy One Liner Worth
If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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Applesauce Cranberry Taste
I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Footprint Photography Socks Upstairs
Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Funny Hotel Humour Room Service
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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Anatomy Judgement Poverty
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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Doubt Interfere Marriage People Romance Sex Wife
Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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Bore Hole Insult Run
Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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Die Halfway Heaven One Liner West

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