Time wounds all heels.
GROUCHO MARXAll geniuses die young.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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