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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Dead Funny Man One Liner Stop Watch
If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Lucky Person Pool Swimming Underwater
We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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Drunk Febuary Morning
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Cause Chief Divorce Marriage One Liner
Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Art Humour Water
I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Admit Age Born Early Life
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Attitude Insult One Liner Remind Talk Time
I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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Funny Hero Heroine Tits
Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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Bore Hole Insult Run
If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Exitement Fun Life One Liner Travel Wrong
Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Poverty State Work
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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Elephant Funny Humour Morning Pajama
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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Bad Day Evening Wonderful
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Age Birthday Interesting Subject
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Humour Judge Jury Marriage One Liner
Humour is reason gone mad.
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Humour Madness One Liner Reason

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