Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
GROUCHO MARXLaugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Time wounds all heels.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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