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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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