The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
GROUCHO MARXI am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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All geniuses die young.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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