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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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