Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
GROUCHO MARXI am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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I only write first editions.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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