Whatever it is, I’m against it.
GROUCHO MARXI am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Time wounds all heels.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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