If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
GROUCHO MARXI never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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I only write first editions.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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