Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
GROUCHO MARXI never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Time wounds all heels.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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