Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
GROUCHO MARXI love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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I only write first editions.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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