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George Carlin Quote - Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.

Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.

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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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Challenge Hard Time Humour Inspirational Situation
The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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Butterfly Caterpillar Humour People Public Work
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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Crime Criminal Fight Fire Freedom
People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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Acceptance Handwriting Love Maths People
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Funny Homeless Humour Naked Shell
Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
GEORGE CARLIN

Attitude Myself One Liner Pardon
The older you get, the better you realize you were.
GEORGE CARLIN

Better Birthday Inspirational Old One Liner Realize
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
GEORGE CARLIN

Alcohol Floor Funny One Liner Tequilla
Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
GEORGE CARLIN

Confidence Inspirational Life
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Average Person Realize Stupidity
Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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Church Money Religion
It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Game Inspirational One Liner Success Victory Win
I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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Cost Deep Freedom Hobby Interest Money Positive
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
GEORGE CARLIN

Comedy Humour Liberty Thinking
There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Bad Funny Humour Intention Philosophy Positive
If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
GEORGE CARLIN

Arrange Beat Failure One Liner

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