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George Carlin Quote - Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.

Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.

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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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