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George Carlin Quote - Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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Earthquake Humour Place Shop Stationary
People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Closure Head Healing People
I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Failure Humour Hustle Inspirational Success Try
Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Argument Beat Experience Failure Lost
The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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Forget Man One Liner Teaching Wisdom Wise
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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Crime Criminal Fight Fire Freedom
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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Alcohol Floor Funny One Liner Tequilla
Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Friendship Humour Photographer Photography Picture Thief
People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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Crappy Day Funny Human Nature Humour People
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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Deal Earth Men One Liner Women
There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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Deep Future Healing Immediate Past Present
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Funny Humour Idiot Maniac
The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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Goodness Music One Liner Religion
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Group Inspirational One Liner People Stupidity Underestimate

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