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George Carlin Quote - Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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