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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin Religion is just mind control.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin
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Do not measure yourself by success, failure, or a degree. Measure your life by the dreams you have.
Natalie MooneyNatalie Mooney Everything ceases to fade Leaving my soul all the pain.
Sayed AbbasSayed Abbas To attain success everyone speaks about consistency, don’t give up & patience but no one talk about the start.
Rohit DeoraRohit Deora Take a moment to look back. Change the process slightly from your discovery. Start again.
Hei-Ran ParkHei-Ran Park The silence was broken with the music of your pain, but with every note i could see a part of you healing.
Sophie AliaSophie Alia It has been the craziest year filled with so many adventures, amazing friends, accomplishments & memories.
Little PaulsonLittle Paulson They say what is lost can always be found in the last place you look but I wouldn’t be so sure that you’ll ever see this version of me again.
Aimee C. HoveyAimee C. Hovey I want to see our demons complement each other for the rest of our lives.
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Frank ZFrank Z We create the light with our burning passion from deep inside.
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