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George Carlin Quote - Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

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Always do whatever’s next.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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